JOKE

Several men are in the changing room of Ikoyi golf club in Lagos. Then a mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "What’s wrong with your voice darling?

MAN: "Nothing really, just tired!

WOMAN: "Ok. I am at the ShopRite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only =N=119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,…go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2016 model. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "=N=28,000,000".

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking =N=178,500,000. Its at Victoria Garden City, the house is so beautiful!

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of =N=178,000,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?"